Dr. Thaddeus Robertson's Brilliant Food and Beverage Cooling Device
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, omnivores of all ages, come closer and see the most miraculous invention Dr Robertson has produced to date! This amazing contraption keeps your food and beverages cold without the use of ice. Yes, you heard correctly! Simply place your food and drink inside the metal box within, close the door and let the marvels of modern machinery do the rest. In just days you'll have an ice cold ale to cool you off on even the hottest summer day.